SF-1090

SLATE

AUDIENCE SHEERS AND GLEN COMES OUT AND PERFORMS

GLEN INTRODUCES THE SHOW AND APPEALS TO THE AUDIENCE'S NOSTALGIA, INTRODUCES DAVID CASSIDY

ONE VERSE ONLY
BEGINNING OF MEDLEY

DANNY AND THE JUNIORS TUNE
ONLY ONE VERSE

FATS DOMINO TUNE
ONE VERSE

GLEN OVER-ENTHUSIASTICALLY INTRODUCES COMMERCIAL BREAK

COMMERCIAL FOR MORTON BREAKFAST BAKE SHOP. WOMAN GOES INTO BAKERY. OTHER WOMAN WITH FREEZER FULL OF MORTON BAKE SHOP BAKED GOODS. FAMILY EATING "FRESHLY FROZEN" BAKED GOODS

TELEVISION SKETCH. ON RESTAURANT SET ACRESS UPSET THAT THE NEW ACTOR ISN'T THERE YET. DOM DeLOUISE ENTERS AS FLAMBOYANT ACTOR RIP LeREAU. THE LINES ARE WRITTEN ON THE PROP DISHES. THEY PLAY OUT SCENE WHERE THEIR MARRIAGE IS CRUMBLING DOM IS READING ALL THE LINES OFF OF THE PLATES AND UTENSILS, HOLDING UP CROCKERY LIKE A SCRIPT. THEY'RE EXCITED ABOUT HOW IT'S GOING, READY FOR LIVE BROADCAST, HE PULLS THE TABLECLOTH AND ALL THE DISHES SMASH HE'S TRYING TO READ WRONG THINGS COMING OUT RIDICULOUS SCENE IS RUINED SHE SMASHES RECORD OVER HIS HEAD SO HE STARTS READING IT AND SINGING OLD MAN RIVER

GLEN TRIES TO SING "SHRIMP BOATS" JO STAFFORD TUNE. DAVID DOESN'T KNOW IT, GLEN TALKS ABOUT YOUR HIT PARADE AND DAVID IS AMUSED AND HAS NO IDEA ABOUT WHAT IT IS

DANCERS IN 1950S COSTUMES CHANGE THE SET TO THE SET OF THE HOWDY DOODY SHOW. IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME. BUFFALO BOB COMES OUT AND SINGS AND PLAYS PIANO, PLAYS THEME SONG. BRINGS OUT HOWDY DOODY WHICH IS GLEN CAMPBELL ON STRINGS, SITS ON BOB'S LAP AND THEY TELL JOKES. CLARABELL RUNNING AROUND HONKING HORN, CLARABELL COMES OUT WITH SAW. THE REAL HOWDY DOODY COMES OUT, BUFFALO BOB THINKS HE'S GLEN CAMPBELL THEY SING "CLARABELL"

GREASER DOM DE LOUISE SINGS A VERSE ABOUT DYING IN A CAR CRASH. GOES TO THE MALT SHOP AND FINDS IT'S A HEAD SHOP. TOUCHES BLONDE HAIR, MALE HIPPIE TURNS AROUND AND ARM WRESTLES HIS HAND DOWN, FIFTIES VERSUS SIXTIES, DOM DOING JOKES ABOUT CULTURE CLASH. HIPPIE BAND PERFORMS ABOUT PLASTIC LOVE, DOM WANTS THE JUKEBOX. CRIES ABOUT HIS WORLD DISAPPEARING, SINGS SONG ABOUT GOING BACK TO FIFTIES HEAVEN

R.G. BROWN AS THE HIT PARADE HOST, GLEN CAMPBELL AND DOM DeLOUISE AS HILLBILLIES WITH MOONSHINE STILL, THEY READ PAPER AND THEN START SINGING SHRIMP BOAT. GANGSTERS COME IN AND SHOOT HIM

COMMERCIAL FOR AVON. DOORBELL RINGS, CLOWN LOOKS AT CAMERA CHILDREN IN PLAYROOM CLOWN JUMPS AROUND PLAYING WITH THEM, BATH TOYS, FLOATING SOAP DISH SHAPED LIKE BEAR, CHARLIE BROWN HAIRBRUSH, CHILDREN ENJOYING CLEANING THEMSELVES GROOMING. AVON LADY COMING TO THE DOOR, INVITE YOUR AVON LADY IN

BLACK SCREEN

COMMERCIAL FOR FRISKIES CAT FOOD. GROUP OF CATS RUN TOWARDS CAMERA IN SLOW MOTION. EACH CAT EATS FROM A BOWL OF ITS FAVORITE FLAVOR.

GENERAL STORE SET, LARRY McNEELEY AND JERRY REED PLAYING INSTRUMENTAL BANJO TUNE GLEN COMES IN

COMMERCIAL FOR DEL MONTE SLICED PEACHES . PEACH FARMER WALKING THROUGH SWAMPLIKE FIELD FLOODING FIELD SO PEACH TREES GET THE WATER THEY NEED, WOMAN VOICEOVER WIFE OF FARMER. THE MORE YOU KNOW ABOUT PEACHES THE BETTER FOR DEL MONTE

GLEN INTRODUCES DAVID CASSIDY

GLEN TALKS ABOUT INVENTIONS FROM THE FIFTIES. DOM DE LUISE HAS INVENTED TV DINNER, EATS TELEVISION. R.G. BROWN HAS INVENTED THE EDSEL. DOM HAS PERFECTED "NUMBER PAINTING" PAINTS ON CANVAS WITH BIG NUMBER FOUR. R.G. BROWN HAS INVENTED A COMPUTER THAT ADDS, HORSE'S HOOF COMES OUT AND TAPS OUT ANSWER. DOM POINTS OUT WOMAN HULA HOOPING CLAIMS HE INVENTED WOMAN

EACH TAKE A LINE, COME TOGETHER AT THE END. WHOLE CAST ON STAGE

COMMERCIAL FOR HERSHEY'S. LITTLE GIRL WITH DOG, SHE EATS HERSHEY BAR UNWRAPPING IT, JINGLE PLAYS. SHE FEEDS CHOCOLATE TO DOG(!) HERSHEY'S THE GREAT AMERICAN CHOCOLATE BAR

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