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TITLE CARD ROLINS COMEDIES PRESENT SNUB POLLARD IN ANY OLD PORT

WS MAN RUNS UP GANGPLANK OF BOAT WITH CROWD ON DECK MAN RUNS TO SECOND DECK AND BLOWS KISSES TO WOMAN ON SHORE WS WOMAN BLOWING KISSES AND WALKING BACKWARD WITH HEARTBROKEN LOOK. FALLS BACKWARD INTO LIFEBOAT ON DOCK. LEGS KICKING FRANTICALLY WS MAN WITH CANE & HAT LOOKS IN LIFEBOAT AT KICKING LEGS, TURNS AROUND IN DISTASTE AND WALKS OFF WS SHIP SAILING. MAN RUNNING ON DECK. AT RAIL CU BINOCULAR VIEW OF BOTTLE FLOATING IN WATER THEN SINKING WS MAN LEANING OVER SIDE OF BOAT WITH BINOCULARS

WS MAN RUSHES DOWN LADDER OF BOAT AND PROCEEDS TO FALL DOWN NEXT FLIGHT OF STEPS WS PRETTY WOMAN STANDING AT RAIL OF MOVING BOAT.
MAN APPROACHES WOMAN & TIPS HAT. NO RESPONSE. MAN PUNCHES WOMAN IN REAR END. WOMAN JUMPS WITH LOOK OF SHOCK AND MAN LOOKS AT WOMAN TEASINGLY THEN HUGS HER WS MAN LOOKS ON AS WOMAN READS MAGAZINE MS LARGE MAN WITH MOUSTACHE WS MAN EMBRACES LARGE MAN. THEN LOOKS SCARED.
LARGE AND SMALL MAN DO A KIND OF STARING "TANGO"
LARGE MAN CHASES SMALL MAN UP LADDER SMALLER MAN HAS LOOK OF TERROR ON FACE TWO MEN DO A CHASE SCENE AROUND DECK OF SHIP

WS FAT MAN PULLS DECK CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER MAN ABOUT TO SIT NEXT TO WOMAN FAT MAN SITS IN DECK CHAIR AND FALLS THRU FAT MAN STRUGGLES TO GET FREE OF CHAIR MAN WITH LOOK OF PANIC ATTEMPT TO FREE FAT MAN STRUGGLING TO GET OUT OF DECK CHAIR

WS FAT MAN ARGUES WITH MAN WITH MONOCLE. MAN STABS FAT MAN WITH FORK FAT MAN ATTEMPTS TO TAKE HIS PLACE AT TABLE STRUGGLING TO FIT IN MAN TRIES TO ASSIST FAT MAN IN SITTING DOWN, PUSHING POKING, SHOVING. CROWD LOOKS ON IN DISBELIEF FAT MAN STANDS ON CHAIR. WALKS ACROSS TABLE AND STEPS INTO SEAT. CROWD WITH LOOKS OF DISBELIEF DISGUST TABLE & DINERS ROCKING FROM ROUGH SEAS.
MAN WITH QUEASY SEASICK LOOK ON FACE

WS 2 MEN & 1 WOMAN AT ROCKING DINING TABLE 2 WAITERS SERVE FOOD, MENU MAN PERUSING MENU, CONTEMPLATING MAN ORDERS FROM MENU MAN LOOKING NAUSEOUS RUNS FROM TABLE MAN & WOMAN EAT AT ROCKING TABLE. LOOK OF ALARM ON WOMAN'S FACE MAN & WOMAN LAUGH GESTURE GAYLY MAN SITS ON WOMAN'S LAP & FEEDS HIMSELF

WS 2 MEN CHASE EACH OTHER ON HANDS & KNEES UNDER DINING TABLE WS MAN STANDING ON RAILING OF MOVING BOAT MAN JUMPS INTO WATER LARGE MAN LOOKS ON FRUSTRATED WOMAN WAVES AT RAIL OF BOAT MAN IN WATER WAVING