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NOT PAYING ATTENTION, MAN GOES TO SIT DOWN AND KNOCKS OVER SYRUP. CU SPILL NEXT TO HIS HAT. PARENTS SIT DOWN AND HIDE BEHIND NEWSPAPERS.

LITTLE BRAT FLIPS ANOTHER PAT OF BUTTER AT HIS FATHER HITS HIM IN THE OTHER EYE. MAN WITH PATS OF BUTTER OVER HIS EYES. COUPLE ARGUES, WIFE SAYS HUSBAND IS DOING THINGS TO HIMSELF AND BLAMING IT ON HIS SON.
BAD MARRIAGE. DOMESTIC DISPUTES

COUPLE ARGUE, WIFE COMPARES HUSBAND TO HER FIRST HUSBAND MAN TAKES PORTRAIT OF FIRST HUSBAND OFF THE WALL, THROWS IT ON THE FLOOR AND JUMPS UP & DOWN ON IT. WIFE TAKES ONE OF HIS PHOTOS OFF THE WALL, THEY FIGHT OVER IT, BOY KICKS STEP-FATHER IN THE SHIN.
DOMESTIC DISPUTES.

MAN LEAVES HIS APARTMENT AND RUNS INTO THE PROVERBIAL BEAUTIFUL GIRL NEXT DOOR IN HER NIGHTGOWN BENT OVER PICKING UP THE NEWSPAPER, SHOWING CLEAVAGE.
HIS SUIT IS A MESS AND HIS HAT IS JUST A BRIM. SHE LAUGHS. HAND REACHES OUT OF THE DOORWAY AND PULLS HER INSIDE. MAN STEPS OUT INTO HALLWAY AND THREATENS BOTH OF THEM. "IF I EVER CATCH YOU FLIRTING WITH THAT MUG NEXT DOOR AGAIN, IT'LL BE THE END FOR BOTH OF YOU"

MESSY MAN WITH BROKEN HAT LEAVES APARTMENT BUILDING, WIFE AND SON AT THE WINDOW SHE TELLS HIM TO COME BACK AND CHANGE HIS CLOTHES. STUBBORN MAN LOOKS UP & SAYS HE'LL BUY ANOTHER SUIT. SHE WAVES AT HIM

MAN COMFORTS SON WHO HAS THE MEASLES. POLICEMAN STANDS WITH MEASLES SIGN. WIFE CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE UNDER QUARANTINE EX-HUSBAND WILL HAVE TO STAY. HE LOOKS HAPPY, EX-WIFE LOOKS SAD. WOMAN EXPLAINS THE SITUATION TO THE DOCTOR. HE TELLS HER HE'S SORRY BUT THE LAW IS THE LAW & LEAVES

HUSBAND COMING HOME FROM WORK LOOKS UP INTO APARTMENT WINDOW, SEES HIS WIFE IN THE ARMS OF HER EX-HUSBAND BECOMES JEALOUS AND ANGRY, THROWS HIS CIGARETTE ON THE GROUND AND STORMS UPSTAIRS

MAN LOOKS UP INTO APARTMENT WINDOW, SEES HIS WIFE WITH ANOTHER MAN LAUGHING AND HUGGING. CROWD GATHERS TO WATCH AND LAUGH

MAN IN HIS BATHROOM SHAVING STILL JEALOUS ABOUT THE MORNING'S ENCOUNTER IN THE HALLWAY. WIFE SITS AT VANITY

MAN CLIMBING FIRE ESCAPE CLIMBS INTO NEIGHBOR'S WINDOW JUST AS THE OTHER WOMAN CLIMBS OUT HER WINDOW WITH A BASEBALL BAT

WIFE PRETENDS SHE SAW A MOUSE UNDER THE DRESSER.
HUSBAND LOOKS AROUND FOR A MOUSE. AS HE GETS CLOSES TO WHERE THE MAN IS HIDING, THE WIFE SCREAMS AGAIN TO DISTRACT HIM

WIFE DISTRACTS HUSBAND WHILE MAN TRIES TO OPEN FRONT DOOR, DOOR KNOB COMES OFF, HE HIDES UNDER THE BED.

MAN THINKS HIS WIFE IS IN BED, YAWNS AND STRETCHES, TURNS OUT THE LIGHT AND GETS INTO BED. TICKLES MAN HE THINKS IS HIS WIFE. TRIES TO GET HER TO GIVE HIM A KISS

ANGRY MAN WEARING WOMAN'S NIGHT CAP RIPS THE QUARANTINE SIGN OFF THE FRONT DOOR, TRIES TO GET INTO HIS APARTMENT, EX-HUSBAND IS HOLDING IT SHUT. EX-WIFE TELLS HIM HE BETTER GET OUT OF THERE. HEARING THE COMMOTION, THE NEIGHBORS GATHER IN THE HALLWAY TO WATCH. MAN CHOPS AT THE DOOR WITH AN AX.

MAN HIDES IN MURPHY BED IN NEIGHBOR'S APARTMENT, WOMAN COMES IN & THINKS HER HUSBAND IS IN BED. GOES INTO THE BATHROOM. HUSBAND COMES IN & THINKS HIS WIFE IS IN BED, TALKS TO THE BODY UNDER THE COVERS, SAYS HE'S GOING TO GET A DIVORCE

RUNS DOWN THE HALLWAY, FIRST MAN RUNS OUT OF HIS APARTMENT AND FIGHTS WITH JEALOUS HUSBAND. CROWD OF NEIGHBORS GATHER. MAN KNOCKS OUT THE JEALOUS HUSBAND, TRIES TO GET BACK INSIDE HIS APARTMENT, EX-HUSBAND HAS PUSHED FURNITURE UP AGAINST THE DOOR. HE FINALLY GETS IN. BECOMES AFRAID WHEN HE SEES THE EX-HUSBAND WIELDING A MOP AND BUCKET.

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