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INTERIOR COFFEE SHOP, RESTAURANT. FAT WAITER HANDS CUSTOMER BIG PLATE OF FLAPJACKS, PANCAKES. HE POURS THE WHOLE CONTAINER OF SYRUP OVER PANCAKES.
FORKS HUGE PILE OF PANCAKES, STUFFS THEM INTO HIS MOUTH.

HOBO, BUM SLEEPING UNDER TRAIN TRACKS, COVERED WITH NEWSPAPER. CU ALARM CLOCK 11:45. WORKER ON TOP OF THE TRAIN HEARD ALARM CLOCK GOING OFF. BUM WAKES UP, STRETCHES, TRAIN MAN STANDS BEHIND HIM WATCHING LIGHTS A CIGARETTE, BUM WASHES UP, FILES HIS NAILS.
MORNING ROUTINE. BRUSHES HIMSELF OFF, BRUSHES OTHER MAN. TAKES CIGARETTE OUT OF MAN'S MOUTH, TAKE A PUFF DRAG ON HIS CIGARETTE, GIVES IT BACK, GOES ON HIS MERRY WAY

TRAVELER ENTERS TRAIN STATION WAITING ROOM, LOOKS AROUND, BLOWS SNOT OUT OF HIS NOSE INTO BOX ON THE FLOOR. PLAYS CAT AND MOUSE WITH TICKET AGENT.
BUYS TICKET TO SPRINGFIELD.

HOBO GIVES WOMAN HER HANDKERCHIEF, CLUTCHES HIS HEART AS IF IN LOVE

OPENS AGENT'S WINDOW, FLIRTS WITH THE HOBO ON THE OTHER SIDE.

MAN SEES GIRLFRIEND FLIRTING WITH HOBO, PICKS UP THE CAKE, THROWS IT AT THE BUM, HITS GIRL'S FATHER INSTEAD. TRIES TO HIT THE HOBO, HITS THE FATHER INSTEAD, COMEDY OF ERRORS. BOYFRIEND TRIES TO LEAVE, BANGS INTO THE DOOR

BOYFRIEND STICKS HIS HEAD THROUGH TICKET WINDOW, ATTACKS HOBO, HOBO SLAMS THE WINDOW DOWN, TOYS WITH HIM, USES HIS CANE, PLAYS POOL WITH HIS CANE, HITS HIM IN THE NOSE. HAS MAN TRAPPED IN THE WINDOW. PAINTS ON HIS FACE WITH PAINT BRUSH.
TOTALLY HARASSING HIM. MAN BEGGING FOR MERCY.
TAKES HIM BY THE EARS AND PUSHES HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW, FREEING HIM

HOBO COMES OUT, WAITER GIVES HIM THE APRON, HOBO PUTS APRON ON, CHANGE JOBS.

HOBO-WAITER BANGS DRUM AS CUSTOMERS ENTER TRAIN STATION LUNCH ROOM, MEN SIT AT COUNTER. HOBO MAKES PANCAKES. GIVES PEOPLE FOOD. GIVES WOMAN GLASS OF MILK. POURS RED PEPPER ON PANCAKES.

MAN GETS ANGRY, THROWS PIE AT WAITER, HITS WOMAN.
PIE IN THE FACE. SHE RETALIATES. FOOD FIGHT BREAKS OUT. ALL THE CUSTOMERS GET INVOLVED AND TRASH THE PLACE

HOBO GOES BACK IN OFFICE, CHANGES JOBS AGAIN

RACIST STEREOTYPES. TWO MEN IN BLACKFACE EATING WATERMELON WITH GROUP OF BLACK CHILDREN. SITTING ON GRASS.

DAPPER COUPLE WALKING PAST POLICE STATION. SNEAKY MAN JUMPS INTO CAR, THEY STEAL POLICEMAN'S CAR.

COUPLE RUNS INTO TRAIN STATION TO BUY TICKETS.
TELLS HOBO THEY'LL EXCHANGE CAR FOR TICKETS. HE GIVES THEM TONS OF TICKETS.

HOBO PUTS ON HIS COAT, GOES TO CHECK OUT THE CAR

HOBO WALKS UP TO "HIS NEW CAR", SEES A BETTER CAR, GESTURES "EENIE MEANEY MINIE MOE" CHOSES BRAND NEW CAR. DRIVES AWAY. STOPS FOR A PRETTY GIRL, SHE GETS IN CAR, THEY DRIVE OFF

POLICEMAN CALLS IN ANOTHER STOLEN AUTOMOBILE

HOBO GETS BACK IN CAR WITH WOMAN, THEY DRIVE OFF

MAN STANDING IN MIDDLE OF THE ROAD TRIES TO STOP THIEVES IN HIS CAR, THEY DON'T STOP, HE JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY SHAKING HIS FISTS

HOBO-CAR THIEF PULLS UP TO RESTAURANT, HOOKS ARMS WITH WOMAN, ESCORTS HER INTO FANCY RESTAURANT, HOST HOLDS OUT HIS HAND FOR GETTING THEM A TABLE TIP, HOBO STUBS HIS CIGAR OUT IN HIS PALM.

ORIGINAL THIEF ARRIVES ON FOOT, HE AND THE HOBO GET INTO A FIGHT OVER THE CAR. COPS RUNS OUT &
ARREST ORIGINAL THIEF. CONGRATULATE THE HOBO FOR CATCHING HIM, HE GETS THE $50.00 REWARD.

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