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TITLE CARD: "DEADLY SNAIL VS KUNG FU KILLERS"

MAN WALKING ON BEACH FINDS CONCH SHELL WITH SNAIL AND SNAKE

CHINESE MAN IN DARK DUNGEON IS VISITED BY EVIL UNCLE WHO HITS HIM AND SCREAMS AT HIM TO CUT THE GRASS

ELDERLY CHINESE COUPLE AT TABLE DRINKING TEA AND SMOKING LONG PIPE, THEY DISCUSS THE YOUNG MAN THEY DISMISSED

WOMAN CARRYING BASKET SEARCHES MAN IN HIDING, HE STARTLES HER, THEY TALK INSIDE, SHE BROUGH HIM FOOD, VERY HUNGRY MAN SHOVELS THE RICE INTO HIS MOUTH

WOMAN RETURNING TO HOUSE IS SCREAMED AT BY COUPLE, MAKES MAN WHIP HER, "HIT HER!", WOMAN BEATS HER INSTEAD

MAN RUNS THOUGH THE WOODS AND INTO THE WATER SCREAMING HE SEES A VISION, LARGE ELDERLY MAN'S HEAD SAYS "HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN"

CHINESE PEASANT RETURNS TO HOVEL FROM HARD DAY OF WORK, BRUSHES OFF HIS LEGS, TRIES TO MAKE MEAL BUT FALLS ASLEEP, CUT TO WOMAN UNDERWATER SEEING THIS VISION

CHINESE PEASANT SEES SMOKE COMING FROM HIS CHIMNEY AND FOOD SET OUT, HE HEARS A WOMAN GIGGLING AND SEES A VISION OF A PRETTY GIRL IN HIS HOUSE, HE PRAYS TO HER, THEN SITS TO EAT, VISION KEEPS APPEARING AND DISAPPEARING LIKE I DREAM OF JEANNIE

PRETTY WOMAN ENTER SHACK AND SEES THE FOOD ON THE TABLE AND DISCOVERS THE MAN HIDING, THEY FLIRT, SHE TRIES TO GET THE SNAIL SHELL, SHE SAYS SHE'S A FAIRY AND SHOWS HIM A VISION IN THE POT OF STEAMING WATER, SHE ASKS TO GET MARRIED

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FAIRY WOMAN IN HOUSE TRANSFORMS HOUSE BY MAGIC, FIXES WALLS AND BEDDING, CUTS TO MAN RETURNING HOME FROM THE FIELDS, DOESNT EVEN RECOGNIZE HIS SHACK, SNEAKS IN THE DOOR AND FINDS HER WAITING AND GIGGLING

ELDERLY COUPLE ARGUE ABOUT MAN WHO GOT MARRIED WITHOUT PERMISSION

MEN HAGGLE IN BARN, MAN BEING SHAKEN DOWN

WOMAN AWAKENS IN BED, BEHIND GAUZY CURTAIN, HEARS A NOISE, CUT TO MEN SNEAKING UP TO HOUSE IN THE DARK,WOMAN GETS OUT FO BEAD AND PUTS ON ROBE AND MAGICALLY MAKES ANOTHER ONE OF HER IN BED, VILLIANS FILL HOUSE WITH SMOKE AND JUMPS IN THE WINDOW WITH A KNIFE, MEN SNEAK UP ON THE BED AND TAKE THE WOMAN AWAY AS SPIRIT WATCHES

MEN DISCUSS THE DEMON WOMAN WHO TRICKED THEM ALL, THEY SPRINKLE A LIQUID ON THE LITTLE COTTAGE AS FAIRY WOMAN MAKE DUPLICATES OF THE COUPLE LAYING IN BED, THEY WATCH AS MEN DISCOVER A DEMON IN THEIR HOUSE, WOMAN'SFACE TRANSFORMS TO A WOLF'S

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COUPLE EVADE THE CAPTORS WITH WOMAN'S MAGIC, THEY DISAPPEAR AND THE MEN KEEP CATCHING EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF THE COUPLE, OLD MAN SLAPS EVERYONE AND COULE LAUGHS

MAN WITH ZOMBIE MAKE-UP MAKE A SPELL AND IS ABLE TO SEE COUPLE IN RED ORB, HE FLIES AWAY WHILE OTHER CONTINUES HIS MEDITATION

ZOMBIE KUNG FU FIGHTER TRANSFORMS BY MAGIC TO OLD MAN OUTSIDE HOUSE

WOMAN CLEANS UP BOWLS OF FOOD, WHILE MAN HARRASSES HER, MONK STROKES HIS BEARD AND SAYS "I CALLED ON THE 49 FROGS TO ATTACK THE SEA SNAIL", MONK RECOGNIZES THE MAID IN THE HOUSE WHEN OFFERED TEA, DRAMATIC MUSIC

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COUPLE RELAX IN BED, WOMAN SEWS AND PRICKS HERSELF, DISCOVERS A SNAIL ON HER HEAD WHICH TRANSFORMS INTO A SNAKE

WOMAN SNEAKS AROUND IN UNDERGROUND OR UNDERWATER WORLD SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING, A PUFF OF SMOKE APPEARS AND MONK DEMON ARRIVES, EVIL LAUGH

**KUNG FU FIGHT SCENE**(HF-YTV 12/2018)
MEN FIGHT AS WOMAN WATCHES FROM ABOVE, SHE LEAPS DOWN AND TRANSFORMS INTO MAN WHO CAN NOW BEAT EVERYONE UP, FLIPS AND KICKS, SLAPS THE MEN, SILLY SCENE, MEN RUN IN FEAR

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COUPLE TALK OUTSIDE, HE WANTS HER TO MEET HIS WIFE, SHE ASKS HIM TO STEAL WIFE'S RING, WIFE COMES OUT AND GIVES GIRL HER RING

**KUNG FU FIGHT SCENE**(HF-YTV 12/2018)
MEN ATTACK KUNG FU FIGHTER, CUTS TO FANTASY SCENE WHERE WOMAN FIGHTS SNAKE DEMON ON CLOUD, MEN CHASING ANOTHER TO ROCKY COASTLINE

WOMAN TIED TO RACK IN PAIN, ANOTHER MISSES FALLING IN THE SNAKE PIT, THEY CRY AND MAKE UP, ONE SEEKS REVENGE AND RUNS INTO HOUSE

DEAD WOMAN'S FACE, CU , TRANSFORMS INTO FAKE SKULL, DEMON DOES A DANCE AROUND SKELETON WHICH DISAPPEARS

SEA SHELL SINKS TO THE BOTTON OF THE SEA, CUT TO CHINESE WOMEN LIVING UNDERWATER, GUARDS ENTER UNDERWATER ROOM

**WEIRD KUNG FU FANTASY SCENE** (HF-YTV 12/2018)
CHINESE SISTERS FIND THEMSELVES IN MISTY UNDERGROUND CAVE WHERE DEMON DANCES AND DOES SLOW MOTION KUNG FU MOVES, SWINGS STICKS, WOMEN AVOID THE DEMON'S STRIKES, THEY DEFEAT HIM, HE TRANSFORMS INTO RED DEVIL DOING BACK FLIPS, LARGE LOG FLIES THROUGH THE SPACE, CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE KUNG FU, ANIMATED LOGS FLOAT UP AND SISTERS HAVE TO FIGHT THEM, RED DEVIL REAPPEARS, THEN BLACK DEMON AWAKENS AND MAN DRESSED IN WHITE FLOATS IN, MODERN DANCE LIKE
**WEIRD, WEIRD, WEIRD**

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