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SHOW BACKUP SINGERS DANCERS ON SET WITH GLEN
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SUNBURST, SHOW LOGO FADES INTO GLEN PLAYING GUITAR AS VOICEOVER ANNOUNCES GUESTS DAVID STEINBERG, VIKKI CARR, SEALS & CROFTS, MEL TILLIS, SHECKY GREENE

SUNBURST, SHOW LOGO, STILL OF SPONSOR BRECK SHAMPOO

COMMERCIAL FOR FORD MAVERICK. WORD MAVERICK ON SCREEN FADES INTO MAVERICK ON ROAD, DIFFERENT MODELS PLAYING UP NEW V8 ENGINE. FORD MAVERICK. FORD GIVES YOU BETTER IDEAS

HOT DOG RESTAURANT SKETCH. GLEN CAMPBELL AND VIKKI CARR AS COUPLE SITTING AT TABLE. HE'S STUFFING HIS FACE SHE'S UPSET. THEN GETS UPSET AT HIM FOR NOT KNOWING SHE'S UPSET, HE'S JUST WOLFING DOWN FOOD. THEY HAVE FIGHTS ABOUT WHERE THEY'RE GOING TO GO, THEY END UP BREAKING UP HE STORMS OUT. DAVID STEINBERG COMES OVER FROM OTHER TABLE PRIMPS HIMSELF GETS READY TO MOVE IN, ASKS WHAT HE CAN DO. SHE GETS UPSET THEN ASKS HIM TO SIT DOWN. HE OFFERS A RIDE HOME. TALKS ABOUT TAKING RIDES FROM STRANGERS, OFFERS HER HIS CAR TO GET HOME, HE'S MOVING IN ON HER SMOOTH OPERATOR. INVITES HER TO HIS APARTMENT, SHE REFUSES THEM ASKS HIM TO HERS, SHE SEEMS TO SOFTEN. THEY TALK ABOUT BEING IN GIRLS' APARTMENTS. HE KEEPS SAYING "WHAT I MEAN...." SHE SAYS SHE HAS A BRAIN AND HE TRIES TO TALK TO HER ABOUT BOOKS. SHE AGREES TO HAVE A HOT DOG, THERE IS A DOG SHAPED SPEAKER ON THE TABLE THE ORDER INTO. SHE'S FALLING FOR HIM, SAYS SHE THINKS SHE LOVES HIM, HE SAYS HE ALWAYS KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN THIS WAY. GLEN COMES BACK GLEN AND VIKKI TAKE AWAY DAVID'S CAR TOGETHER. DAVID'S ALONE

COMMERCIAL FOR FORMICA FLOOR SHINE. WOMAN MOPPING IN HUGE KITCHEN. CUTS TO PARTY WHERE LOTS OF FOOD AND DRINK ARE BEING CONSUMED SPILLING ON FLOOR. MOP PICKS IT UP NO PROBLEM, WOMAN IN CLEAN KITCHEN. NEW FORMICA FLOOR SHINE, IT COULD MAKE FLOOR WAX OBSOLETE

COMMERCIAL FOR QUASAR PORTABLE COLOR TELEVISION TV. VIEW OF HUGE TV ON FLOOR. NEW SMALLER TELEVISION SET IS PLACED ON TOP. HAND HOLDS UP THE MINI-CIRCUITS INSIDE. PRICE ON TV SCREEN OF $299.95. QUASAR IN SPACE FADES INTO LOGO QUASAR BY MOTOROLA

SHOW LOGO SUNBURST, LOGO OF SPONSOR BRECK, BRECK PRODUCTS

COMMERCIAL FOR COLOMBIAN COFFEE. SUNRISE IN COLOMBIA, SCENE OF MAN WITH COWS, GUITAR MUSIC IN BACKGROUND. WALKING DOWN SUNNY STREET, WOMAN PUTS FLOWERS OUTSIDE OF WINDOW. JUAN VALDEZ SIGNATURE CHARACTER WALKS IN HIS FIELDS AND COLLECTS COFFEE BEANS, VIEWS OF PLANTS AND COFFEE BEANS. JUAN WASHES AND DRIES BEANS IN SUN. TO GROW THESE BEANS YOU NEED COLOMBIAN SUN BUT TO MAKE IT ALL YOU NEED IS 100% COLOMBIAN COFFEE

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COMMERCIAL FOR VITALIS. BOXING CELEBRITIES MUHAMMAD ALI AND SMOKIN' JOE FRAZIER ON PHONE TRASH TALKING EACH OTHER. THREATS BEFORE MATCH. YOU'LL BE SO MESSED UP EVEN VITALLIS WON'T HELP. JOE CALLS HIM CLAY, AND ALI HANGS UP. VITALIS IT'S THE GREATEST. DATE OF FIGHT IS MARCH THE 8th, UPCOMING FIGHT OF THE CENTURY. SPORTS CELEBRITY COMMERCIAL

COMEDY SKETCH, SAILOR SKETCH. FANCY RESTAURANT. GLEN CAMPBELL, SHECKY GREENE AND DAVID STEINBERG ARE SAILORS ON SHORE LEAVE, ACTING CRASS CRUDE JOKES. SHECKY TRIES TO BRIBE WAITER WITH QUARTER, GRABS HIS COLLAR THREATENS HIM, THE WAITER BRINGS THEM TO THEIR TABLE. THEY SIT AND TALK ABOUT WOMAN, GLEN DOESN'T GET IT. DAVE & SHECKY TRY TO TACKLE WOMAN, THEY ORDER. GLEN READS BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF GIRLS. BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, VIKKI CARR, COMES IN AND THE SAILORS TRY TO HIT ON HER ONE BY ONE, SHECKY DOES BOGEY IMPRESSION. DAVE TRIES OUT FRENCH, STRIKES OUT. LIGHTS TWO CIGARETTES FOR HER TRIES TO BE CLASSY AND FAILS. GLEN FINALLY TRIES EVEN THOUGH HE'S SHY, GLEN CAMPBELL DOES HIS GLEN CAMPBELL IMPRESSION AND EVERY WOMAN IN THE PLACE THROWS HERSELF AT HIM

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