1972TV Variety
CHARLES NELSON REILLY, DOC SEVERINSEN
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CBS SLATE #0005, 6-9-72
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SHOW OPENING, THEME SONG PLAYS, STOP MOTION PHOTOGRAPHY JERRY REED PULLS OUT PIECES OF WOOD FROM HIS CLOTHES AND BUILDS A WOODEN CHAIR IN FAST MOTION, SITS IN CHAIR AS AUDIENCE APPAUDS. JERRY STARTS SHOW AND TELLS JOKE ABOUT MEETING A WOMAN WITH FIVE CHILDREN
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SHOW TITLE AND LOGO
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JERRY REED
AMOS MOSES
(live)
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JERRY TELLS JOKES ABOUT FLYING BACK TO NASHVILLE, PROGRESS IN TECHNOLOGY AND HOW HE LIKES TO TAKE IT SLOW. CRYOGENICS, RALPH NADER, TOPICAL HUMOR. TALKS ABOUT BUYING A WATERBED, SEXUAL INNUENDO. TALKS ABOUT WEIRD SOCIAL TABOOS. SPACE EXPLORATION, COMMUNICATING WITH ALIENS, JAPANESE MANUFACTURING
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| 01:08:28 508 |
COMMMERCIAL FOR PRELL CONCENTRATE SHAMPOO. MAN IS UPSET ABOUT BILLS TALKS TO HIS WIFE WHO IS IN THE SHOWER ABOUT TIGHTENING THEIR BELTS. SHE TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH VALUE SHE'S GETTING FROM PRELL. SAYS HER HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. PRELL CONCENTRATE GREAT LATHER FOR GREAT LOOKING HAIR
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| 01:08:58 538 |
COMMERCIAL FOR DUNCAN HINES. WOMAN SHOWS HOW SHE MADE COOKIES FROM DUNCAN HINES CAKE MIX, BAKING, BLENDING INGREDIENTS IN BOWL, SHOWS DESERT RECIPE ON THE BACK OF DUNCAN HINES PACKAGE
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| 01:09:30 570 |
JERRY REED WITH SHOW'S DANCERS INTRODUCES DOC SEVERINSEN AS WILD DRESSER
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DOC SEVERINSEN COMES OUT IN TUXEDO, GIRLS ALL WALK AWAY. JERRY AND DOC TALK ABOUT HOW HE'S DRESSED, SHOWING ANOTHER SIDE OF HIM, SHOWS CRAZY SPARKLY CAT ON THE BACK OF TUXEDO. DOC WALKS OFF
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| 01:11:28 688 |
DOC SEVERINSEN
(live)
SONG TITLE UNCERTAIN
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| 01:15:08 908 |
JERRY BRINGS OUT CHARLES NELSON REILLY AND THEY GOOF AROUND AND TALK ABOUT CHARLES'S CAREER. CHARLES TALKS ABOUT HIS HOBBY OF BEING A MAIL-ORDER DETECTIVE, SINGING TELEGRAM COMES OUT AND GIVES HIM HIS DIPLOMA MUSICALLY. CHARLES INSTANTLY ARRESTS AND FRISKS JERRY. QUESTIONING HIM BAD-COP, GRILLING JERRY. TAKES OUT BOOK AND THROWS IT AT JERRY. BRINGS OUT WITNESS LITTLE OLD LADY WHO ISN'T SURE IT'S HIM, PUTS GROUCHO MASK ON JERRY, SHE FINGERS HIM AS THE CRIMINAL. JERRY IS LED AWAY PAST MEN IN STRIPED PRISON SUITS BEHIND BARS
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| 01:19:17 1157 |
COMMERCIAL FOR CHAMPALE MALT LIQUOR. THREE GUYS RUNNING, ANNUAL PICNIC RACe. THEY STOP WHEN THEY SEE A BASKET FILLED WITH BOTTLES OF CHAMPALE. THEY DRINK THE CHAMPALE AND STOP THE RACE. OTHER RACER IS RUNNING IN THE DISTANCE. CHAMPALE FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO LIVE
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COMMERCIAL FOR LIFESAVERS CANDY. OLDER MAN WALKS INTO OLD FASHIONED STORE, BUYS LIFESAVERS FOR HIS OWN GRANDSON LIKE HIS GRANDFATHER DID FOR HIM. MAN AND HIS GRANDSON WALK DOWN TREE LINED PATH. LIFE SAVERS A PART OF LIVING
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| 01:20:19 1219 |
JERRY REED TALKS ABOUT THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF MUSIC. INTRODUCES HIS FRIEND MOZART OF THE MIST JOHN TOOMEY. BRINGS OUT UKULELE WITH LEI, PLAYS MAKING SOUNDS WITH HIS HANDS WHILE JERRY PLAYS UKULELE
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| 01:23:01 1381 |
JERRY INTRODUCES MARTHA WASHINGTON DIXIE, OLD WOMAN WITH W.H.Y. SASH ON, JOKES ABOUT DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION, MEMORY LOSS. UPSET ABOUT CHANGES IN TRADITION, JOKES ABOUT DRAFT DODGERS. PLAYS ORGAN AND SINGS SONG "I'M GLAD I'M AN AMERICAN" OVERLY PATRIOTIC
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JERRY INTRODUCES "DADDY FUNK" IN OVERDONE AFRICAN AMERICAN SEVENTIES FASHION, JERRY TRIES TO DO THE WRONG HANDSHAKE, HE TEACHES JERRY NEW HANDSHAKE AND STEALS HIS WATCH AND WALLET AS HE DOES IT. JOKES ABOUT LINGO. TALKS ABOUT HIS UNCLE AND MISLEADS JERRY "BLACK MUSLIN" SOUNDS LIKE "BLACK MUSLIM" SIGN OF THE TIMES. DADDY FUNK SPACES OUT. SINGS SONG WITH LINGO DOES DANCE
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| 01:28:52 1732 |
COMMERCIAL FOR LYSOL TOILET BOWL CLEANER. SHOWING HOW LYSOL WORKS WITH TRANSPARENT BOWL
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| 01:29:22 1762 |
COMMERCIAL FOR DENTU-CREME. TOOTHPASTE GOING ON TOOTHBRUSH, LAYERING TOOTHPASTES ON TOP OF ONE ANOTHER FOR DIFFERENT THINGS. DENTU-CREME IS SPECIALLY MADE FOR CLEANING DENTURES
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SHOW LOGO, BLACK SCREEN
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| 01:30:44 1844 |
COMMERCIAL FOR PLAYTEX PADDED BRA. WOMAN SHOPPING FOR A PADDED BRA AT STORE JUST CAN'T FIND ONE THAT'S RIGHT. SHOWS HOW DURABLE PLAYTEX IS. THE RIGHT ONE WOMAN SAY "I'LL TAKE IT"
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COMMERCIAL FOR PLAYTEX GIRDLE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S A GIRDLE. WOMAN SHOWS WHERE SHE NEEDS PANELING. "SO LIGHT IT'S INDECENT" GIRDLE ON SCALE AGAINST COMPETITOR. NOW THIS IS A GIRDLE
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JERRY REED IN ROCKING CHAIR TALKS ABOUT HOW SHY HE ALWAYS WAS WITH GIRLS, HOW IT WAS AWKWARD WHEN HE WAS A TEENAGER, FRIENDS WERE MAKING OUT AND PETTING AND HE WAS ALONE, HIS PLANS TO GET A DATE, HIS FIRST KISS PRACTICING WITH A MIRROR AND A DRESS DUMMY. FIRST DATE. FUNNY STORY
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COMMERCIAL FOR PROTEIN 21 HAIRSPRAY. WOMAN TALKS ABOUT HOW A WOMAN SHOULD BE SOFT AND PROTEIN 21 KEEPS HAIR SOFTER BUT STILL HOLDS. STRONG HOLD NOTICEABLY SOFT FEEL
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COMMERCIAL FOR GLIDDEN PAINT, SPREAD HOUSE PAINT AND SPREAD LATEX TRIM. MAN PAINTS HOUSE, YOUNG MAN PAINTS STOP SIGN, MAN IN BATHING TRUNKS PAINTS BEACH MURAL ON SIDE OF BUILDING IMPRESSING WOMAN IN BIKINI. SHOWING COLOR SWATCHES AND CLEANUP. GLIDDEN SPREAD
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| 01:38:02 2282 |
JERRY REED
THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN
(live)
SET REMINISCENT OF BROTHEL WITH WOMEN OF THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN THROUGHOUT
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CHARLES NELSON REILLY GREETS JERRY AND SAYS HE IS A FELLOW COUNTRY MUSIC STAR. GIVES JERRY CAREER ADVICE, SAYS THERE IS A "JOKE SHORTAGE" AND JERRY IS THROWING THEM AROUND CARELESSLY, TALKS ABOUT JOKES LIKE A RESOURCE. RECYCLING JOKES. SIGN OF THE TIMES, RECYCLING IN THE 1970s. DOC SEVERINSEN COMES OUT AND SAYS HE'LL TAKE SOME JOKES BACK TO JOHNNY CARSON. THEY READ OFF FILE CARDS. CHARLES TRIES OUT AN OLD JOKE, GETS LAUGHS. JERRY TRIES ONE THAT GETS BOOS. DOC TELLS A GOOD ONE. TRYING OUT JOKES ABOUT HIGH PRICES, TEETH, OLD FOLKS, ETC. "LET'S KEEP AMERICA LAUGHING" PSA PARODY
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LITTLE OLD LADY SINGS A LINE FROM "WHEN YOU'RE HOT YOU'RE HOT"
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JERRY TALKS ABOUT RHYTHM. SNAPS HIS FINGERS. BRINGS OUT THE DANCERS
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JERRY REED
DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE
(live)
HAS THE DANCERS CLAP THEIR HANDS CREATING A RHYTHM AS THE SONG GOES ALONG. DOC SEVERINSEN JOINS IN ON TRUMPET
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COMMERCIAL FOR CLING FREE. WOMAN TALKS ABOUT SOMETHING NEW FOR YOUR CLOTHES DRYER CLING FREE ANTI-STATIC FABRIC SOFTENER. SHE DEMONSTRATES SPRAYING INTO DRYER. FROM CALGON
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COMMERCIAL FOR WILLIAMS LECTRIC SHAVE LOTION. COUPLE DANCING. WOMAN CAN TELL MAN USED ELECTRIC RAZOR BECAUSE SHE CAN FEEL IT. ONE WEEK LATER THEY DANCE AGAIN AND HE HAS SWITCHED WILLIAMS LECTRIC SHAVE, SHOWS HOW IT WORKS. ANIMATION. WOMAN IS ALL OVER HIM, SEX APPEAL SEX SELLS
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EXTENDED "WHEN YOU'RE HOT YOU'RE HOT" COMEDY SKETCH WITH A BAR OF THE SONG INTERSPERSED WITH JOKES FROM JERRY AND COMEDY SPOTS. SHOW'S DANCERS COME OUT DANCING TO "WHEN YOU'RE HOT". JERRY COMES OUT AND TALKS ABOUT THE ARTS, JOKE ABOUT PLASTIC SURGEONS. WORKS IT INTO "WHEN YOU'RE HOT YOU'RE HOT"
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COMEDY SPOT. CHARLES NELSON REILLY AND DOC SEVERINSEN STAND NEXT TO "FAMOUS CELLIST" JOKES ABOUT GETTING HIT BY TROMBONES
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JERRY TALKS ABOUT INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGES IN THE ARTS, HOKEY JOKES
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COMEDY SPOT. CHARLES NELSON REILLY AS FAMOUS ARCHITECT DISCUSSING TRENDS, REALIZES HE TRAPPED FAMILY INSIDE HIS BUILDING
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JERRY TALKS ABOUT MUSICIANS BEING COOL, JOKE ABOUT MUSICIAN AND WOMEN
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COMEDY SPOT RUSSIAN BALLET DANCER WHO LEPT OVER THE BERLIN WALL, SPEAKS IN HIGH FALSETTO VOICE. GROIN INJURY JOKE
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JERRY TALKS ABOUT MOVIE STARLETS, HOW HE MET A DUMB STARLET
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COMEDY SPOT DOC FEELS UNCOMFORTABLE HAVING SUCH A VALUABLE PAINTING IN HIS HOUSE SELLS IT FOR FIVE MILLION DOLLARS, CHARLES NELSON REILLY ROBS HIM IMMEDIATELY
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JERRY TALKS ABOUT ABOUT PUBLICITY, JOKE ABOUT HIRING A BAD PUBLICIST
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JERRY REED
BOA CONSTRICTOR
(live)
SHEL SILVERSTEIN TUNE
JERRY SITS DOWN IN CHAIR HAS JACKET AND GUITAR BROUGHT TO HIM, STARTS LAUGHING AFTER FIRST LINE |
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JERRY CLOSES THE SHOW, THANKS HIS GUESTS "TAKE IT EASY"
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CREDITS ROLL EMPTY CHAIR ON STAGE
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