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HOST ED SULLIVAN COMES RUNNING INTO SET

COMMERCIAL FOR ACRILAN ACRYLIC FIBER CHEMSTRAND. MAN AT PARTY BEING BORED BY WOMAN BABBLING, DOG DRINKS FROM MAN'S GLASS. WAITER WITH DRINKS. NEIGHBOR COMPLAINS ABOUT NOISE, PEOPLE DANCING ON NEW CARPET. VIDEO CUTS OUT A FEW TIMES. OLD WOMAN LOOKING FOR DOG EVERYWHERE, CLOSETY. MAN SMOKES TWO CIGARETTES. PEOPLE DANCE WILDLY. RUG IS MADE OF ARTIFICIAL FABRIC THAT FEELS REAL AND CAN TAKE IT

JACK CLANCY OF MICHIGAN

RON YEARY(?) OF USC

TOM BRECKNER OF NOTRE DAME

STEVE SPURRIER UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA

MEL FARR OF UCLA

NICK EDDY OF NOTRE DAME

TOM GREENLY OF UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON

LLOYD PHILLIPS OF UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS

JOHN LeGROHN (?) OF SOUTHERN METHODIST

PAUL NUMOFF (?) UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE

TOM BOYER UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI

MARTIN PRTICHER OF ARKANSAS

HOST ED THANKS PLAYERS AND MENTIONS UPCOMING ACTS, INTRO COMMERCIAL BREAK

COMMERCIAL FOR DRISTAN CAPSULE COLD RELIEF. SAYS DOCTORS RECOMMEND IT. SIDE BY SIDE COMPARISON. MAN TURNS ON FILM PROJECTOR TO SHOW TIME RELEASE CAPSULE.

JIM HENSON'S MUPPETS. SLINKY-LIKE CREATURE DANCES TO "JAVA" BY AL HIRT. SMALLER CREATURE COMES OUT AND TRIES TO DANCE SEVERAL TIMES, LARGER ONE STEPS ON IT AND THROWS IT OFFSTAGE. SMALLER ONE COMES BACK, THEY DANCE TOGETHER. SURPRISE ENDING: SMALLER ONE BLOWS OTHER OFF STAGE WITH EXPLOSION. WACKY PUPPETS MADE OF PVC TUBING AND GOOGLY EYES

HOST ED INTRODUCES THE DANCERS OF "FIESTA MEXICANA"

FIESTA MEXICANA BAND CONTINUES. GAUCHO MEXICAN COWBOY COMES OUT, MAN DOES ROIPE TRICKS WITH LASSO

ACT ENDS. HOST ED BRINGS LEADER OF GROUP OUT ON STAGE AND SHAKES HIS HAND

HOST ED INTRODUCES COMMEDIAN MORTY STORM

ACT ENDS. ED THANKS MORTY STORM AND MENTIONS UPCOMING ACTS BEFORE GOING TO COMMERCIAL

SOMINEX COMMERCIAL. ANIMATED COMMERCIAL. ID CHARACTER AND HARD HAT WORKER FALL ASLEEP ON TOP OF HALF-CONSTRUCTED SKYSCRAPER. WOMAN PACES IN WINDOW AWAKE. ID CHARACTER WITH TURBAN ON FLYING CARPET GIVES HER SOMINEX TABLETS , SHE FALLS ASLEEP AS HE PLAYS HORN, RACIAL STEREOTYPES, INDIAN/MIDDLE EASTERN STEREOTYPE. "TAKE SOMINEX TONIGHT" "ABSOLUTELY NOT HABIT FORMING"

SCENE FROM "DON'T DRINK THE WATER" BY WOODY ALLEN. AMERICAN TOURISTS IN FOREIGN COUNTRY ARE ACCUSED OF BEING SPIES, TAKE REFUGE IN AMERICAN EMBASSY WITH BUMBLING DIPLOMAT. STEREOTYPICAL JEWISH-AMERICAN COUPLE. HAWAIIAN SHIRT AND CAMERA. COLD WAR TENSIONS AND HUMOR. COMEDY OF ERRORS AND MISUNDERSTANDING. BICKERING COUPLE QUIPS ABOUT DYSENTERY, SNIPING AT IN-LAWS, LAZY MAH-JONG HOUSEWIFE. ARGUING ABOUT AGE. MAN IS CATERER, JOKES ABOUT CREATIVE FOOD PREPARATION. ANOTHER DIPLOMAT COMES IN AND SAYS THE MAN'S BUSINESS PAPERS ARE MISTAKEN FOR SPY CODE. GROWN DAUGHTER COMES IN, SPARKS WITH BUMBLING DIPLOMAT. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. FAMILY TRAPPED IN EMBASSY. JOKE ABOUT EDSELS. WOODY ALLEN-PENNED PLAY, EMBLEMATIC OF HIS HUMOR AND DIALOGUE (WOODY ALLEN IS NOT ON STAGE)

COMMERCIAL FOR TEAM FLAKES. ANCIENT ROMAN LEGION ON CAMPAIGN. MAN BLOWS HORN. ANCIENT ROMAN SOLDIERS WITH CRESTED HELMETS MARCH ALONG. MODERN FAMILY CAMPING, EATS TEAM FLAKES, BOY PICKS UP ROMAN LEGIONARY HELMET

HOST ED SULLIVAN INTRODUCES GLENN YARBROUGH

SONG ENDS. ED COMES OUT ON STAGE TELLS GLENN TO SING "TURNING UP THE ROSE"

SONG ENDS. AUDIENCE CHEERS. ED IS CLAPPING, BRINGS GLENN ONTO STAGE. AUDIENCE GOES WILD CLAPPING. ED PLUGS GLENN'S UPCOMING CARNEGIE HALL SHOW

NORMAN WISDOM

RICHARD PRYOR, COMEDIAN. AFRICAN AMERICAN COMEDIAN, YOUNG RICHARD PRYOR. DOES JOKES ABOUT TROUBLE MEETING PEOPLE IN NEW YORK CITY, SUSPICIOUS PEOPLE NOT LETTING PEOPLE INTO THEIR HOUSES. JOKES ABOUT BEING CLUMSY AND BREAKING STUFF. JOKES ABOUT SNOBS, HUMOROUS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. JOKES ABOUT APPROACHING WOMEN, TRYING TO BE COOL. PHYSICAL COMEDY, ODD GESTURES AND BEING SOCIALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. LIGHTS CIGARETTE ON STAGE, CIGARETTE ON FIRE

COMMERCIAL FOR DUTCH MASTERS CIGARS. CIGAR BOX IS OPENED. ID CHARACTERS INSIDE IN TRADITIONAL DUTCH CLOTHING BIG HATS, SING WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS. VARIOUS CIGAR GIFTS FOR CHRISTMAS

LESLIE UGGAMS - THE TROLLEY SONG (CLANG CLANG CLANG WENT THE TROLLEY)
CARTOONISH SET OF CUTOUTS. LESLIE RIDES IN ON TROLLEY

ED BRINGS LESLIE UGGAMS UP ON STAGE. AUDIENCE CHEERS FOR HER

BRIAN ANDREW, TIGHTROPE WALKER, HIGH WIRE PERFORMER GOOFY MAN IN PLAID COAT DANCES ON HIGH WIRE, SLIDES ONTO STAGE, PRETENDS TO SWIM ON WIRE, SERIES OF PRAT FALLS, STUMBLING AND TRIPPING ON WIRE, PHYSICAL COMEDY, DANCING, SPINNING. AND JUMPING, TIGHTROPE ACROBAT

ED INTROS COMMERCIAL BREAK

HOST ED SULLIVAN MENTIONS NABISCO CONVENTION. TALKS ABOUT THE FOLLOWING WEEK'S SHOW WHICH WILL HAVE THE SUPREMES, GARY LEWIS AND THE PLAYBOYS, DANCER'S FROM NORMAN WISDOM'S WALKING HAPPY, WAYNE SCHUSTER, RED BUTTONS

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